Alan’s fact of the day.

I believe the correct term for “collateral damage” is now “happy little accident”.

alt.cows.moo.moo.moo was my go to.

Cowards. Hopefully channel 4 will pick it up.

I’m sure your ankle deserved it.

Exactly his point.

He’d fuck off to the Galapagos and hide from all the idiots.

I don’t like to be a pedantic dweeb, but Schroedinger’s cat is saying that not only can’t you tell until you open the box, but that the cat is LITERALLY both dead and alive at the same time until you open the box and it becomes one or the other. It was a thought experiment to show how ridiculous quantum theory is. Quantum theorist just laughed and did an experiment that showed that reality is not only that ridiculous, but moreso.

I mean it’s fair enough. It’s not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.

Yup. It wasn’t a criticism of you.

Nope. Just pointing out an alarmist headline.

It’s an LPE, and doesn’t allow full root access to anyone who isn’t already a user.

It might damage the straw too.

“Move fast and break things” but without the moving fast.

Are they sure that the mental state of a president is a thread they want to pull?

Greengages.

So either racism has gone away or FIFA is A-OK with it now.

To make it better, right? Right?

This is what the NRA have been waiting for, is it not? Let’s just watch them leap into action to safeguard constitutional rights against an oppressive regime.

Any minute now.

Any minute now.

Here they come! Oh, sorry it’s a pigeon.

It must be soon.

Hmm…

With ordinary people who just want to live their lives slaughtered by both.