Yes, I guess in that sense, sure. But that’s not how you hang it and that’s not how they usually show you how to peel it.

But kudos for catching me on my lack of banana growth habits.

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The part opposite from the point at which it attached to the bunch.

Pinch the bottom, opens easily. Try snapping open the top and you get at best a smooshed tip at worst, at worst, it just doesn’t open.

You probably aren’t far off. Add in a little collective apathy for flavor and you’ve got a viable head cannon.

Yes.

Isn’t… Isn’t he already dead?? Like 25 years ago?

Throw a little Adderall in there, and you got a soup going!

Zeno’s problem.

My therapist will hear about this meme.

So, who’s gonna be Robespierre?

Deep throat that banana whole like a real man. Yaaaas. What that throat do?

I swear autism is the default state and combustion based pollutants, asbestos, lead, and other contaminants cause the so called normative states.

The amount of old people I have met that claim to be normal and very clearly show signs of lead poisoning is far higher than any other constituency of old people.

I don’t trust anyone born before '75 to be fully there upstairs.

Ok. This seems workable. A worker revolution is easier when food is the crux.

I have ADHD. I’ve described my train of thought as less a single train on a single track, but each car on one of 8 tracks, some of which are multitrack drifting. But I don’t sound like Trump. He sounds like he’s lost his marbles and when he bends over to pick one up, dumps out the rest of the bag.

Anyone so concerned with presenting as masculine at every possible turn is immediately sus as being closeted to me. Just eat the damn banana like a human. Or like a monkey, which is what I do. I peel it from the bottom.

And as a gay person, any time someone says being gay is a choice, it screams to me that they are at least bi and suppressing those urges and impulses.

Turn it again! Turn it again!!

I don’t need a time machine. Just a machine that flips me to a different timeline. Big quantum egg turner.

I’ve never heard this word in my life and I somehow knew it was antisemitic?

Never have been, never will be.

Republicans said COVID was just a little flu, and nature said, hold my beer, I’ll remind you how bad a flu pandemic is.

As an example, COVID killed like .0875% of the global population. Spanish flu killed between 2.25 and 5.5% of the global population at the time, depending on which estimates are more correct.

Was the yogurt any good?