The legend of Little Bobby Tables lived on through him.

Best I can do is a grey wolf with 15 genes from a Dire Wolf and 5 Dire Wolf equivalent genes without the blindness and deafness from modern dogs.

I can second better off ted. Very quippy and quirky in the best of ways.

Undyne is an undine. So there’s a depiction. They are water nymphs tho. Not technically a mermaid?

Won’t he think of the eggs???¿‽

Apparently, there were commercials in the 60s and 70s for the Ty-D-Bol (Tidy Bowl) toilet cleaner brand that has a little man floating about cleaning the toilet in a little boat.

From my interpretation, this is him and his family sitting in the bowl and someone coming to take a shit, hence the “full moon.”

I had to Google it.

That was Revelations, which was written far after anyone who ever saw Jesus would have died, and describes Jesus’ divine form. The only gospel that describes anything about him was about a transformation. “His face shown like the sun,” but that is in Luke, so between 50 and 80 years after his purported death, and continued to be edited throughout the second century. So essentially it’s all made up and none of it matters.

I literally said in my original comment that “Maybe it’s just Texas.” Which acknowledged my limited geographical experience. I was literally making a comment on my own personal experience, not a universal truth. Please read.

Yea, don’t lecture me on my experience as a neurodivergent gay man in Texas. Even the more low key Christians still get heinous when you hold hands with your boyfriend.

Have never met one that wasn’t truly awful! But maybe that’s just Texas.

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Just checked. It starts to do its chain of thought, mentioning the riot and stuff, then it wipes the convo and states it cannot help with things like that yet.

Well, there goes Colombian coffee and bananas!

I’d prefer a spiritual ass-massage.

Fruit is a scientific term. Vegetable is a culinary term.

Desire Paths

“This chemical can be absorbed through your skin, and it’s even worse if you’re sweating while wearing the band because it can get into your pores”

The Royal Game of Ur

Love all these updating block lists that bluesky has. It’s great.

Moisturize Me