I went to a crab exhibit once. It was the coolest fucking shit I’ve ever laid my eyes on. There are so many god damned types of crabs. You can’t even fathom it.

A perfect way to die

I saw an exhibit at a museum about wealth throughout history. Italian “chopines” were popular during the renaissance to show power and wealth. The higher the shoe, the more elite you were. Look at this goofy shit:

You bastard. Nothing will stand between Nicole and I. Our love cannot be stopped.

Gonna need a few boxes I think

Lucky

Very small rocks!

If god is so bad then why did he give Joel Osteen such a giant house??

#checkmate

Satan has Crash Bandicoot, so I’m going there instead.

I think you’re pretty cool

“Ah yea right ther- FUCK TOO FAR TOO FAR”

I love how close that sheet is to the fire

They’re really pushing the limits of how much trash you can fit in a tesla

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Power bottom*

Just when you thought the world couldn’t fuck you any harder

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That shit was nice.

HEY MAN YOU GOT ANY DRAIN CLEANER I CAN HAVE I GOT A SERIOUS CLOG DOWN HERE