If you’re going to ask a question to everyone and also answer it, the best practice is to put your own answer as a comment, rather than in the textbox.
To answer the question:
True, there’s been trouble and trickery, sir
Trembling and tribulations
Twitches from switches of hickory, sir
You, sir, and your usurpations
But my patience wears very thin
When you play the violin
from “When You Play the Violin” by the Gothic Archies. It’s not emotionally resonant, I just love the wordplay.
I’ve been on MetroPCS for most of a decade and have no complaints. Two lines, unlimited everything, $50/month.