NewLeaf [he/him]

In the end, he’s still in a Twitter slapfight with the biggest loser of the last decade.

One of the most underrated artists!

But only if they operate a profitable small business in a disadvantaged area for two or more years

I’m sure I get considered rude once in a while, but I just don’t acknowledge when people sneeze.

Personally, I like to make an assessment of my feelings toward the favor done. If I feel put upon, I give an “mhmm” or “yup”. My enthusiastic response is usually “no problem!”

“You’re welcome” implies you can ask for favors anytime, day or night, and feels a bit too prostrate. I’ll say it to some people, but it almost feels like an “I love you” type of response, and I reserve it for when I really mean it. I don’t say the words “you’re welcome” casually. I kind of say them like you would say something deeply truthful to someone

While we’re at it, what’s up with young people saying “bless you”? I kinda thought that one would have fallen off with people under 35

Also an electoral problem. Can’t fulfill promises if you lose to trump, which shouldn’t even be a possibility, but here we are

I would have enjoyed this as a great lakes ship nerd

I can

Remember the quote “if voting mattered, they would make it illegal”?

Here we are.

Not saying voting matters, btw

I love that the other way to identify dangerous snakes is to look at their eyes. If they’re derpy, they’re safe. If they look like they’re mean mugging, they’re dangerous.

It’s times like this that I think maybe those people that rant about how this is all a simulation are right.

They give live birth. I witnessed it one time.

When I was a kid, my friend and I used to collect all the bugs in the yard and make landscapes for them in the sandbox.

I know work bad but if I don’t keep busy, time crawls. Also, theoretically I would have bosses find me shittier jobs to do if I’m not engaged in the main thing I’m there to do.

I’ve never had a job that there was a lot of downtime except that time I worked for a landscaping company. My boss was chill and we smoked a ton of weed between jobs

Because the five of us here who aren’t are the only people in the entire world who don’t take MSM at face value

Yes the fuck you did

I saw one in my hometown last summer. It’s not new or exciting. Some people got together and decided Truck nuts weren’t trashy enough