Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.
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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023
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Firstly, check your attitude, dick. Secondly, I’m a cyclist.
4·7 days agoA broken clock, twice a day…
Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.
Every accusation is an admission.
27·10 days agoMy political views are whatever this is.
Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they’ll help you achieve it!
1·12 days agoAs far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?
When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.
6·19 days agoDon’t catch you slippin’ now
8·19 days agoOh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
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Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
Did they find it in your mom?
Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!