Do you have advice for meeting people? My cousin is having to use a wheelchair now, and she says as soon as guys find out, they’re gone.

If you like him as a person but don’t feel good about tying your life to his, you can just be friends with him. Lot easier to cut ties if those red flags get out of hand.

I make a big batch of tasty high-fiber granola and keep it in the freezer. Almost every day I have some with Greek yogurt and berries.

I’ll add it to my TBR, thanks.

If you like bird-flavored horror stories, you should read Hollow Kingdom by Kira Jane Buxton.

Made me laugh.

Shrinking

Saving this to post every time someone comments with that stupid theory.

I can’t even learn from my own mistakes.

This is also why you never look down after a duel

Choreography. Not just dance moves, but any physical activity where I watch someone do a thing and have to repeat it using my own body. Had a hell of a time learning to tie a necktie.

Hey, you’re not worthless.

Am I the only one who took “baby-dicked” to be referencing experience rather than size?

I’m rewatching Shrinking and it makes me laugh aloud pretty often (for me). Harrison Ford and Jessica Williams are gems.

to the city

Please report back on your lack of regret.

“Never half-ass two things. Just whole-ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson

This post gave me the giggles.

I remember the words from someone else’s dream. My boyfriend was talking in his sleep and mumbled “sir, put your penis AWAY.”

He dreamt he was a cop dealing with a flasher.

A need is a responsibility.