I’m in Canada.

That’s a lotta stuff I didn’t say.

We were all the same colour. Then some of us left Africa and became weirdly translucent because we needed more sun.

That’s true, but only in the way that you don’t choose your sexuality.

With hundreds of flashing ads along the side-bar.

Actually own it.

I can see the attacks on the press are well underway. It’s the key to a fascist takeover.

They’ve already got the digital forms under control: Facebook, Twitter, etc. They just need to silence the traditional press.

“What 2024 will bring?”

Ah, simpler times.

In what world is a sink more used than a toilet?

I know what you’re thinking: I always wash my hands, but most people don’t.

It’s intentional.

Where’s Mt Everester?

You had me with the first sentence. Then you walloped me with that second big line of stupid.

That’s usually how it goes. It comes tumbling down very quickly. Hitler dismantled democracy in 53 days. We’re 4 weeks–28 days–into Musk’s Trump’s presidency.

But most other people don’t. This needs to be shouted loud and clear over and over again until everyone knows what’s happening.

So does “Grandma’s creampie”

Source: trust me

What good is being saved from being enslaved by one dictator only to be enslaved by your “saviour” instead?

People have forgotten why no one wins when you have a dictator. He’s kindly offered to remind them.

Durum is a type of wheat.

This comment is boring and there isn’t even a pasta pun.