The Onion should sell it back for exactly 1 googol, then pay the fines imposed to Google bey Russia, and finally, purchasing Google with the change.

What’s your bright spot today, buddy?

Now do a price comparison! I’d love to see who pays the most.

As if we already don’t know the country stays with a U and ends in SA.

Sometimes. I’ll often read the comments to get the highlights, but I’ll also read the article if it interests me or when I need to know more details.

I have two cats. One loves boxes, even when they’re tiny, if it fits a paw, she has to try it. The other one hates them, and he’s always been a grumpy old man with a very strange personality. I’ve never considered him a real cat lol

As a European, I’m here with a bucket of popcorn in one hand, enjoying the shit show. I’m of course scared for what will happen, and the consequences will impact the entire planet, but since I have absolutely nothing I can do about it, the enjoyment will suffice.

they really should have used Excess for the E

Holy shit, you’re so right, it would’ve made so much more sense! But do you really think they know hard words like this? I’d be utterly flabbergasted if trump had used the word “holistic” in a sentence that would’ve made sense, but that won’t happen.

I’ll do that! Next time we’re in the city, I’ll make sure to plan for it 😁

Yes and no. Sexy underwear, sure, but never a big talk around the vast differences. I told her about this comment, and I got a 10 minute talk about it 😂 no regrets!

But without the report being official, it didn’t happen.

I’ve been married for 8 years, and I had no idea 😂

“Her body, my choice”…

That’s awesome!

I might be mistaken, but in Norway, if you do not vote, the missing vote will go to the party with the most votes in your region, so technically, not voting is voting for the most popular party.

It would be good, had it not been for my father being absent from I was 13 until I was 35, when we reconnected. He told me he was proud of me (wtf?) and we did a video call. He told me I needed to cut my hair (had hair nearly reaching my bellybutton, and I’m male). Realised later why on his Facebook: he’s a self-proclaimed nazi (he’s greek) who believes all gays (probably LGBTQ+ in general) should be killed, and the fact that the only way to punish criminals who’s done something to you is to get your crew together and beat them up. So yeah, fun lol

My half-brother on my father’s side has completely removed him due to being who he is, which is 100% understandable, as I have also removed our father from my life now.

And my mother has told me she’s proud of me, but she’s a narcissistic alcoholic, so lots of luggage there lol.

At least I’m married now 8 years and counting), own a house with land, and have chosen my family (you can’t choose who you’re blood related to, but you can choose your family!), whom I love and cherish.

Therapy helps (along with mushrooms)!!

Rant over 😂

Thanks for the drink 🍺🥂

Growing up poor in the suburbs, now living on an old farm in the middle of nowhere, Denmark, growing my own weed, a beautiful wife, have chickens, 2 cats and a dog, my younger self would be flabbergasted. Mostly because I was “destined” to have my life fucked, but I overcame obstacles that surprised my childhood friends. Had one say at my wedding “You were the last person I thought would make it”.

Gotta be proud of what I’ve accomplished.

Transfrogs who lurks under the toilet seat, only to jump into your anus when you sit down. And they do it specifically to white people.

Engineered by the Mexicans.

AI bubble will soon pop.

Because it’s owned by his father. It’s a workaround to sell supplements.

Throw them in a pit. Same with handicapped people. Can’t work = no right to live.