They’re just sore losers.

Ok…. Not sure anyone really cares.

What is with theeth births not kithing?

“I get mine right down the street from an artisan place where my husband Geoffrey is best friends with the owners Geoffrey. So divine. “

Brutal and real. For a reason.

“You see, first thing we did was teach it about the Bible and its teachings. Of course none of that Roman Catholic shit.”

Sorry Freddie, AT&T can’t even call across the street without having a problem, let alone the afterlife.

I recall that day very well. We got every brick (what we called the Nokia phones back then) that we could and we built that wall

But you’re not even thirsty!

Dafuq is a “Lemmy”?

Shit, it’s working.

Oh my god, that’s ~Jason Bourne~ Jason Parse