Girl gets married

Girl gets shitfaced and sleeps with someone other than her husband

Girl is pregnant!

Girl makes up some dumb shit to avoid jealous rage

Shit gets waaaaay out of hand.

There are many Jesus’s in the world.

Just making people aware of my presence…

I bet she wouldn’t say no to 63.

Asthma age 4

I’d tongue-fuck that bad boy.

For those who “don’t like country music”:

Jason Isbell

Chris Stapleton

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