And at least two related certs.

When you are a grown up you don’t realize you are watching your parents die.

I’ve seen goddamn ads for apartments that require sharing FB/Instagram contact info.

Umm… That’s a fraction, not a percentage… /S

Had a dude tell me he wanted to ‘disrupt’ social media by creating a LinkedIn alternative that allowed posting videos.

He just needed a couple ‘techies’ like me to get it off the ground.

Haven’t heard from him in a while. I hope rehab worked out for him.

As a member of the local #42069 Union of Chapless Chaps, I waggle my fingers and blow a raspberry in solidarity.

Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

Something like a federated confederacy?

I remember I had a date with a girl back in the’10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

But, that does not include Linux.