Gushing over magical girls is a good spiritual sequel to madoka

Yeah but then you have to watch football. Why go through the suffering? Lol

You can also just pirate

That’s a red bow tie

Idk but I’d like her to do it to me 🥴

What the fuck have you done.

They were basically asking for it

I suspect you and I have different appreciations of reality and I’d prefer to avoid further conversation.

Oh look. Unpaid internships.

Deus ex intensifies

Sir, you are on greentext. Idk what you’re expecting.

God, life really just isn’t fair is it?

Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.

Oh I meant I’m gay and panicking 😂

Scared gay panicking

Don’t get me wrong, Fisher is awesome… but the hell?

Wasn’t black out like 10 years ago?

I’d love another alias. That was my favorite phone.

I spent 3 years of my childhood in one of these. I hope they get cancer.

Ah, glad I tagged this account as having said “Democrat Party” ahead of time.

I say sure, hand them the receipt (most of the time unless if there’s something I might need to return) and keep walking.

All they asked was to see my receipt. They can look at it all they want.