Monty Python makes more sense than reality. I wish a moose would bite Trump.

I think you got those reversed. And the line is exponential.

Dude wouldn’t know where to find eggs if you dropped him into a grocery store, let alone the prices people are paying. “What could it cost, Michael? $10?” vibes.

Idiocracy without the President who cares about fixing the problems.

Why is the default taste of meat in this simulation chicken?

That’s also true.

Wind is created through the warming of surfaces via sunlight. All sunlight is imported. We can’t avoid sunlight, so we should just put tariffs on it. That will teach Sol.

That’s been our experience. It wasn’t the board (who were all neighbors and shared goals), but the management company that sucked.

“I’ll make you more money, you do some things for me.”

Didn’t he get impeached for…oh, right, Republicans were fine with all that once they got around to admitting it happened.

And the response was that we should really fix this messed up voting system we have.

You could easily look that info up on the NASA websi… oh, it’s gone.

the fucker fucked up the handling of a global pandemic that he helped create by eliminating a response team developed by the past two Presidents

FTFY

To be fair, he came out of nowhere without a history to judge him on. It’s not like he had a previous term as a terrible President, or a lifetime as a horrible businessman. No one knew he’d be like this. /s

The world went to hell when blink was depreciated.

Some microwaves come with a metal rack so you can cook multiple things at once, like an oven has. However you better use the one designed for that microwave, as trying to substitute something different could introduce problems.

I’ve always handwashed the glass turntable. I’d be worried about water temperature changes making it crack, as some of them aren’t that thick.

Your point is valid legally. And in many cases you’re right, your options are limited if someone isn’t driving correctly near you. However I still disagree on the idea that there’s not much you can do to avoid situations if you stay aware of potential problems. That’s where defensive driving comes in - if I see someone is following too close in traffic or isn’t slowing even though I’m signalling a turn, I’m not going to take a position of “well, I’ve done all my legal required actions, it’s out of my hands.” I’m going to use the outs that I’ve already got in my head to avoid them hitting me, whether that be changing my speed to space out the reaction time for them, abandoning the turn or move, or going off the road.

I disagree, someone not seeing your signal and action is still your problem. The percentage of legal blame will possibly be more on them if you can prove you did signal, but it is every driver’s duty to ensure their movement does not cause a problem for others, right-of-way or not. It it’s deemed preventable, it’s a driver’s fault to some degree. That’s why it’s called defensive driving.

From a Gen-X point of view:

Boomers: “We had post WWII proxy wars and the Red Scare.”

Gen-X: “We had The Cold War and Y2K.”

Millennials: “We had 9-11 and constant conflict in the Middle East.”

Younger generations now: “WTAF is going on?!?!”

Tomorrow. “Everything is exempt, but we’re increasing tariffs to 80085%”.