Me! + a bit of hard cider in the mix

Some random ones I’ve had over the years:

-I got shot up by Winnie the Pooh, and while waking up in the hospital he showed up in a nurse’s outfit and threw me across the room

-I went to a hospital owned by Amazon to get a cancerous brain tumor removed. Regular hospitals were reserved for the rich despite also being cheaper. After they put me under, where I had to fill out a poll in another dream, I woke up in a battle royale arena unable to speak.

-Jewish people could turn into fruit

-I was ProZD who was also a penguin, and scientists tortured me by forcing me to watch fish be improperly seasoned

-I quoted Margarete Thatcher and someone replied “Wise words for someone without a spine”

-My sister’s friend died, so we had a “Fun-eral” which was having a scavenger hunt with finding her body parts in a forest

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Sorry for the repost, I thought it didnt upload right.

And I bet Alfred Nobel is still rolling in his grave for that considering the whole reason he proposed the Nobel Prizes.

That there’s notorious war criminals still alive such as Henry Kissinger that probably won’t face any repercussions for their atrocities in their lifetimes.

Also there are billionaires and politicians in power that could easily at least start switching to clean energy and plastic alternatives but choose not to.

This reminds me of an AITA post where a woman did volunteer work in some African country, and while there the people she was “helping” were calling her an Amharic name they claimed meant “generous one” or something along those lines. This eventually lead to her naming her baby that, only to later find out from the OP of the Reddit post that it was their equivalent of “bitch”.

Why you should probably do some Googling first if you ever decide to give your kid some horrifically unique name.

This made my bones feel weird for some reason.

It’s not nearly as complex as it initially looks imo, but I also play with a million mods some of which make the game needlessly complicated so maybe the vanilla game just looks simple in comparison to me now lol

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Probably did a better job than some Americans.

Are we twins?

Most people should at least try to limit their meat consumption IF POSSIBLE. I mostly mean avoiding stuff like McDonalds and maybe limiting it to at least a couple times a week. I’m not expecting everyone to be able to cut it out completely.

I was wondering for a second why my town of all places was posted lmao. Also made me realize I forgot to turn my vpn back on.

Will Balder’s Gate 3 patchnotes become the new Sims 3 patchnotes?

Delete this lemmings is a slur

What other art focused Masto instances do people recommend? .art seems to get involved in a lot of drama and I’m getting tired of it.

Not a rule, but some stupid thing that was allowed to slip by for way too long.

My highschool’s firewall would often block the most innocuous websites, but that somehow did not include Pornhub. While they did eventually add it in, by that point it had been a known thing for years with even multiple cases of students going on it during classes.