I ain’t readin all that

Yannick Bolasie

Our fucking luck

Too early. There’s a case for Kompany but Heckingbottom has honestly done all he can with this Sheffield side

I don’t know man. I too think that Anthony Taylor is a fucking bellend

Everton got deducted one more point than a team that went into administration for a single FFP breach as they’re building a stadium in which the main investor left halfway through due to Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, giving them no competitive advantage over other PL teams. Something an independent commission backed by Leeds United refused to count.

The PL have already gone and said that this type of punishment was only for Everton and would not be used again, setting up Chelsea and Man City with a slap on the wrist. This is why everyone’s pissed.

No shit do the covid losses dwarf over every other club. We’re building a fucking stadium which they included in the accounting even though it gives no competitive advantage over other clubs. We have also seen half of the money being put into the club cut off with USM’s assets being frozen. We have made the most money out of transfer fees out of any other club in the League and now the League is changing the rules to turn it into a one year period instead of three.

4 points for 1 breach and the understanding of that being applied proportionately to other clubs who have made those breaches. What has actually happened is that an independent commission heavily linked to Leeds United deducted 10 points from us for a 19.5M overdraft and then the League saying punishments like ours will not be given to other clubs with the same breaches

Andre Gomes. Injury and then he was never the same again.

I don’t really hate any of them. Well maybe except for Mason Mount. I don’t know man the way he has his hair makes him look like the most average of average white guys.

Oh, and Trent. Yeah he’s one of the best fullbacks in the league and stuff but I guess I don’t like how close he is to Bainesey’s record and the fact that I feel like he gets way too much hype for someone who forgets how to defend for months on end.

It’s like having a part of your brain cut out. Like 1/3 of your brain wants to suck Netanyahu’s toes, the middle 3rd disagrees with the Israeli treatment of Gaza and doesn’t think they should be indiscriminately carpet bombing civilians but also understands how fucking difficult a Hamas government is making it to live free from apartheid, and the other 3rd is full on river to the sea bullshit

Bought him in FM22 for my Everton save–man only dropped 6.2s

Found the Burnley fan

Keverton is a hero

Would you consider Phil Jagielka in an FA Cup quarter final against Liverpool average?

Safe one is just any of Demarai Gray’s goals. As a player he is as average as they come but when he does show up it’s beautiful

I’m an Everton fan

I’m not saying we were at all innocent, I mean we had some shite accounting and deserve to be punished for that but in the end it was something as small as a 19M overdraft and had made the most profit from transfers out of any other team in the prem for the past 3 years. That does not deserve 10 points when a club going into administration got deducted 9.

Also Leeds, Burnley and Southampton aren’t asking for a points deduction, they want money in terms of 300M. Leeds would have finished 18th if points were deducted from us anyway and we wouldn’t even dip below Southampton if we had points deducted that season. Burnley might get some money but it will be something much smaller than their demanded 100M like near 20M.

Spurs have shown time and again that they deserve to be in the top 6 by consistentky finishing in the top 6. Sure they have their dips, everyone does. But that doesn’t mean that they don’t have a massive revenue stream and brand that keeps them there. The closest teams in terms of reputation are Everton and Aston Villa and these teams still are massively sidelined in the media so Spurs is still top 6 no matter how good they are at bottling

I think people forget that both Richarlison and Pickford took a relegation-level Everton side on their backs and brought them through to survival. I will never forget that pair.

Those Chelsea links fried his brain but now he’s at his big club he’s having a helluva time. I just wish we weren’t so awful to him in the end.

Dwight McNeil. At first I thought he would just be another average relegated Premier League winger but he has become the heart of our attack and is a quintessential Dyche player. Same story with Harrison. Too bad there’s no way in hell Leeds will let us keep him.

Also James Garner. I thought I was proven right when Dyche preferred Gueye in the worst form of his life compared to Garner but now Garner has playing time he has popped OFF