But are the shareholders pleased?

They can grow old in prison together. Just remember to not let her out once Trump is gone.

Bro I’m downloading Final Fantasy, not running a pedo marketplace. I will be fine.

They are a leash. You are their dog. You have nothing to lose but your scooby snacks.

Yeah, but I can hear OG Dooms soundtrack. Especially that first level

Imploding submarines are far more efficient

Demon’s Souls and FFVII Rebirth. I counted them

I for one am glad this awful summer is finally over. I got out my extra blankie. This is the life :)

I just like to be the little spoon

Go to the cops and prove you are from the future. Get there a few days early with the lottery numbers on a piece of paper or smth. That might get them to take you seriously. Of course they will never let you go back.

I mean the same people bought PS5s at launch from scalpers.

From curling all those cats and pizzas

They got to you. It’s too late to safe you. Rest peacefully.

Don’t really think that him painting that was such a big event in human history personally

Impotent rage. The feeling that you want to punch some people in the face, but knowing full well that’s impossible.

Gangnam Style. Full song

If you believe that you gotta have some cognitive impairment.

Not for every phone. I’d love to get a fairphone, but those are getting more and more expensive. I can’t afford those. Phones are BS nowadays

Wassa wassa wassa wassa wassuuuuuuuup? Google Assistaaaaaaaaaant!

Here’s the real one:
Adopt pets from the shelter cause they won’t live as long and that means less responsibility. So people will think you are a good person, but you actually just want a lazy old dog that will die a year from now. Soon you will be able to tell fake sob stories about the 40 shelter dogs you had to have put down. Does that make you a good person or not? Where is your god now?