What would you have a normal person who likely can’t afford to miss much in the way of work do? I am asking sincerely.

Outside of throwing everything away to Luigi it up, I’m not sure what a single person could hope to accomplish.

Even considering the protests, which one would think have had enough people to accomplish something an individual could not… what exactly are they to do that would make things better? Seems like the nonviolent protests are just being ignored to me, but even if they were violent, what exactly are they to direct it towards?

It’s a thing I have been wondering in the face of the calls to “do something”, and I don’t know the answer to what this “something” is.

There are people I struggle to understand why or how they are listened to by anybody. This guy is one of those people.

Wait, thing #7764580753223554525 that’s really gonna bring Trump down for seriously this time… Didn’t? I’m shocked. Shocked!

I would bet that he truly believes he is beloved.

Foolish tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring.

They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

Romantic partners are basically always looked at by investigators because of how frequently they end up being the personal responsible for the crime.

I should have known better than to believe something good could happen.

I wonder what the blatant bribe will ultimately be for. My guess is some kind of fraud or theft, and it’ll all be considered acceptable, since whatever he’s bribing Trump over was done at the expense of the poors anyway.

I have never been an Asmon watcher, so I don’t know if his political content does better than his WoW content, but he’s been a top streamer for a while. Well before he started doing political stuff. He was also renowned for being a disgusting moron, so the political side he picked makes sense.

I have no issue with that take, and I agree with you there.

I may have an unfairly uncharitable view, but that’s not what I believe he meant. If he did, I would withdraw my smarm.

Take all of your things and get out.

I think it is likely that the implied compromises would be made with the capital class, not the working class. That’s the distinction I was aiming for and deriding. In keeping with that line of thought: if corporations are people, then I suppose yes, other people.

Ability to compromise, or willingness to accept bribes? If your platform is people first, which his seems to be, who would the compromise be with, exactly?

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Damn you Biden!

The user that posted this one is the only one I’ve seen post these.

Same with my guy friends as well. I met my wife on a dating app, and a couple of my friends did as well.

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.