So no banana

I’ve seen this so many times but the name Shown gets me every time… it’s fucking classic

I can honestly say I’ve had one of these emergencies once while naked, sister in law was being followed at like 1 or 2am and headed to our place as it was closer than hers, she called my wife when she was close to let her in. The way my wife woke me I knew something was happening and I fucking pulled clothes outa thin air and was dressed before she even finished telling me

Not arguing, I’m just shit posting

Brah, how the fuck people be sleeping in clothes? I legit can’t even do just underwear, I turn so often that even they get twisted up

This isn’t right either, upvotes are for whatever I want and downvotes are for whatever I want. Ima fucking downvoted myself now after I post this comment

Are people more anxious or is it just more acceptable to talk about it??

Yeah happened to me too in the late 30s. This is the real midlife crisis, trying to come to terms with existential nihilism, it’s not buying a fucking red convertible…

Sweet, looks like I know 50% German

For Karl!

I know absolutely zero German but my guess is he is saying I guard my children??

It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn’t sit down comfortably… you’d have to lay down and pray you don’t roll away while you’re suspended inside by you neck and angles… but I guess looking good is never easy

This is some enigma date code shit… nearly broke my head trying to work out my birthday

Edit: fuck I see why my birthday wasn’t making sense now, you have the same digit of day and year

08.008.2028

It’s all good. As an old man now I can confirm we stay cool, it’s the kids that aren’t with it.

40w Edison’s

Honestly, because the name sounds shit… fucking Aussie zone… who came up with that?

I was having a few drinks last weekend and you know that slight buzz you get when you’re only a few drinks in? I thought how fucking good would it be to feel like that all the time… Is that kind of what this shit does??

But never miss an opportunity to pleasure yourself in public I guess?

I mean I wasn’t really in the mood but I’ll rub one out just for you

Unless it’s trying to confuse you into thinking that