I have to fucking watch Tampa vs Carolina???

Fuck you moon!

So you’re telling me all Detroit needs to do to likely host a playoff game for the first time in 32 years is win 2 out of the next 6 games? (using computer models)

There’s no way the Lions could fuck this up right?!

Right…?

Its over. It’s finally over.

Dumb as fuck challenge. God I hate Eberflus so much and im not even a Bears fan

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was so fucking stupid Kevin. So fucking stupid.

Memes aside. This Chicago defense is impressive the last two weeks, they’re ballhawking

How do we do, my fellow Bears fans?

Green Bay 20 - 38 Detroit | Detroit had their shit game last week and managed to come out with a win. Green Bay is a walking emergency room and no Aaron Jones. Detroit should keep this a multiple score game with relative ease.

Washington 24 - 23 Dallas |Sam Howell is leading the league in yards. Dallas always seem to pull a stinker vs a game nobody expects and I think this is the one.

San Francisco 27 - 16 Seattle | San Fran seems back on track and Geno is playing with an injured elbow, expect alot of short yardage and running plays which I think SF should cover up nicely and control the game with CMC.

Miami 14 - 7 NYJ (OT) | Miami is an indoor team right now especially in the cold. That NYJ defense is still top 5 and I think Tua struggles but they end up clawing their way past the Jets. Boyle is not an improvement.

New Orleans 30 - 33 Atlanta | This division fucking SUCKS dude. Arthur Smith figures out Bijan exists, he has a big game, 200 scrim yards and 2 TDs.

Pittsburgh 19 - 17 Cinci | With Canada gone the Pickler erupts for 180 yards and 1 TD.

Jacksonville 37 - 40 Houston | This one should be fun. Indoors with two elite QBs. Give me Stroud in a track meet.

Tampa Bay 21 - 14 Indi | Tampa is the most frustrating team to watch, lots of talent. Give me Baker

New England 20 - 23 NYG | Sickos.

Carolina 27 - 21 Tennessee | Sickos v2.

LA Rams 37 - 20 Arizona | Stafford goes off for a monster game, 400 yards. Rams continue an unlikely wild card push.

Cleveland 20 - 13 Denver | The fairy tale ends here Russ. Cleveland D stifles Russell Wilson all day, getting two defensive TDs.

Kansas City 20 - 17 Las Vegas | What should be a get right game is much closer because the drops continue for KC.

Buffalo 34 - 24 Philly | Josh Allen goes off for a monster game and in the shock of the week, Buffalo is suddenly back to 7-5.

Baltimore 14 - 28 LA Chargers | Ravens pull a stinker this one, Herbert wills his team past Brandon Staley.

Chicago 30 - 27 Minnesota (OT) | Chicago is not as bad as their record indicates. Justin Fields indoors on a defense that just got ran over by Denver is scary. Chicago puts a huge dent in Minnesota’s playoff push.