

#FuckCars doesn’t just mean cars specifically
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.


#FuckCars doesn’t just mean cars specifically


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I love vintage food ads because they sometimes come with recipes. I might give this one a try at some point just because I’m curious
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I think I just had a foodgasm looking at those things. My family always had to make twice the usual deviled eggs because I’d eat nothing but them and King’s Hawaiian rolls.


Good kitty 🐅
I’m more than happy to pay my taxes so my cough non-existent cough cough trans brothers and sisters don’t have to


I love your username and profile pic 😆


Best of luck to you, Sirena! May you grow big, strong, and healthy! 🦭💕
Never watched it, but I’ve seen memes and read funny Tumblr posts about him. Should I give the show a try?
pistachio beer
Who the fuck had the audacity to disrespect pistachios like this? I still can’t forgive dairy companies for pistachio ice cream, but now the alcohol industry has drawn my ire
I had a religious experience with a new vibrator like that
What were those cords even made of? Fucking mithril?
Turns out there is something he can say that I can agree with
I don’t even give them that. I’ll pause what I’m listening to, but the earbuds stay in


Dude is so desperate


If the cop didn’t have a direct connection to the victim, the old man would’ve been the one arrested


Well, it is reddit


I’m hoping OP gives us an update in a couple months
Has Google Maps changed it yet?