It’s a joke, buddy.

Urrrgh. Not worth it.

Oh, I thought this was going to be about refurbishing and reselling horses.

My wife’s hospital had a taqueria

Because fuck you, that’s why.

Also, freedoms or something, I dunno.

Oh, this isn’t about Doctor Who.

The statement for my wife’s first month-long hospital stint was upwards of $957k.

It’s illegal to walk to Costco

Americans don’t read.

They’re probably grandparents already

I’m not sure how I can lower them any further.

E is super flexible in German

e, ae, oe, ue, eu, ie, ei, ee all make distinct consistent sounds

It still says “rapid,” though >:(

Curieous!

Well, not any more

Sounds like a great two weeks to spend talking to recruiters and interviewing.

Walz, Gore, Mondale

Look, if that noodle ain’t in space, I ain’t interested.

The arms I can tolerate, but those little legs are beyond the pale.

I tend to avoid sports in all possible ways, so maybe that’s why.