You know, I’ve been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it
You know, I’ve been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it
Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.
Am I right, guys cousins?
What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.
I’ve been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn’t anyone tell me?
Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?
Now that’s what I call smash & grab music
But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.
It’ll be like killing two birds with one penis, y’know?
Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model
We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink
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Why should we do anything? It’s our digestive system that sucks.
If these smart washers are so damn smart, how come my shirts still have pit stains?
Do Pokemon ever get so obese and lethargic that they don’t even vocalize their full names, anymore?
I bet this fat MFer just says “Pi” all the time
I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn’t an ordeal
Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know
They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!