Turns out Mr Burns could’ve avoided, like, 90% of Evangelion.
Legend of Zelda fans are being suspiciously quiet right now…
Mate, if you’ve met an ice cream truck driver who’d just let you walk away with all their goods and a promise that you’d pay them back, I need to know where you live. I want in on that.
hey, gimme a cart, i’ll go roam around and sell these before they spoil, you keep 80 or 90% of the money when i come back with the empty cart.
Tell you what: I’ll give you a time traveling device and the ability to jump into any fictional world that has ever existed.
Find me one where they would accept that “deal” if you didn’t pay up front.
Fun fact: you can just pirate stuff.
You don’t have to make semantic arguments to justify to yourself why it’s actually moral or not technically stealing or whatever. You can just pirate stuff.
Oh well that’s really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.
But I’m just gonna keep assuming it’s a replica of your butt because that’s funnier to me.
A replica of what?
A replica of WHAT?!?
D… Did you do it?
Also, check this out: I can throw something in the fire and it definitely won’t burn you.
(Giggling) no, really, pick it up! (ppppfffthhhh)
Look, if we shake hands? Your name is immediately thrown into the void. You will forever be “Oh hey!” to me.
I’m torn. I very explicitly stated that this had nothing to do with vore. But I do love me a good LOTR reference
Sorry, Kat. I’m sure you’re a legit snack, but idk if they eat insiders here. You might have to join the Gender Force in other ways.
(<3 btw, just in case my joke didn’t land)
I’ll gladly offer myself as a snack.
(it’s not a vore thing I just meant that I look cute, like a snack, and support you)
(goddammit no one would have thought it was a vore thing if I hadn’t said that)
(LOOK IT’S NOT A V----
That’s pretty funny to me. I read the start of a King novel when I was probably too young for it (pretty sure it was It?), and just got bored with it. Never tried reading another for years. A decade or two later I tried the Dark Tower series and ended up binge-reading the first 5 books.
I really love those books, although I absolutely see their flaws and understand why people wouldn’t like them.
Either way, I definitely don’t think you need to be a Stephen King fan to enjoy them. I mean, I’m certainly not and I certainly did. Still haven’t read any of his other works…
I take issue with the word “immigrant” as it implies compliance, but okay.
No, that was not my intent, but I see your point. I think this is really all I meant to say:
Most former colonies of Britain can feel the influence of its culture a lot more than Britain feels the influence of any of its colonies’ cultures.
So when Britain says “we totally invented how to put butter and spices in a tomatoe base and add some chicken”. And tries to claim one of the last few things they haven’t from this subcontinent? I get kinda angry.
But, more to my point: let’s say I walk into an English pub, and ask what they’ve got on the menu. How many times do you think they’ll tell me about the unseasoned fried fish, or the unseasoned fried potatoes, before they mention “oh and we’ve got chicken tikka masala”
Not exactly a national dish, in my opinion.
“Jesus take the weave” is the closest I could get. Anyone got any better?