Right, let’s start with the undisputables:

Sunderland, Newcastle and Middlesbrough all deserve to be in.

Liverpool, Everton, Manchester United, Manchester City, Aston Villa, Leeds.

Arsenal, Tottenham, Chelsea, West Ham.

That’s 13, it gets harder from here.

I probably would have Wolves and West Brom. That’s 15.

I’m not convinced Nottingham Forest is a dead-cert, but I’d have them. And because I like derbies, I’ll take Derby too.

After that, relatively big clubs that I like: Leicester, Norwich and Southampton.

Apologies to Birmingham, Ipswich and Portsmouth.

Go away.