Weird. I just tried this and actually got alarm.

Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about your favorite piece of media.

Thankfully! My son has a dairy allergy but loves vegan cheese.

Disclaimer, I’ve only even seen hot dog octopuses in Anime and Manga.

Usually it’s just to be cute. In fact sometimes characters comment on how it’s childish.

I did try making them for my son once because they’re pretty adorable and he likes both hot dogs and sea creatures, and he thought it was lame at 5. At 7 he thought they were awesome.

This sounds like vegan talking points, but honestly I do love my seasonings.