Must be nice.

Doesn’t leave you many options if that’s how you really feel.

Can’t wait for the supporting comic, animated series, podcast and musical.

I knew I couldn’t be the only one thinking this.

In a news community, yes.

News is information, not opinion.

Can we have journalism without it being editorial?

“I need your clothes, your boots and your magical sleigh”

Nope

https://www.cambridge.org/core/services/aop-cambridge-core/content/view/B3BAE9D2DCF78C7C4833A8DB4420F5B2/S0033291721000969a.pdf/genetics-of-substance-use-disorders-a-review.pdf

Alcoholism isn’t hereditary.

This comment gave me a seizure.

Oh look, more good news for society.

This is freaking me out.

I just read Salad Fingers’ Wikipedia from a reddit link, which brought me to the first episode. Then I come here for a cleanse and here he is again.

I’m awake in a fever dream.

Just like everything else in America. Performative, over the top and slow.

That hose would have been straighter going over the car.

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I’m not American, or in America.

I’ll just hold my breath while I wait for the consequences…

I can’t wait.

What’s religion got to do with anything?

I’m more excited about this than I have been for any movie in ages.