Well look at the size of her frickin lawn. She must have to mow 24x7. Eventually a hawk was bound to drop a snake on her. It was just a matter of time.

The question is which direction is it facing?

Does this mean if I spend 6 months as a lemmy lurker you will nuke my account?

It was probably a Wheelwriter that you remember: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Wheelwriter

Looks like someone has been reading the book of Ecclesiastes!