Yeah, it looks like a set from a deleted Scarface scene, and I don’t mean that in a good way – it’s exactly as convincing as it has to be to fool the audience.

Not just “pedophile”, but “child rapist who was close friends with the most notorious child sex trafficker in modern history and transparently had him murdered to cover it up”.

Name is Andrew Johnson

Somewhere, somehow, I slipped and fell into The Onion.

You reach the right conclusion at first but then fail to realize this wasn’t skipped because they thought it was bullshit – otherwise it would be waived across the board.

Regardless of if they were accidentally correct, this has mens rea written all over it. They wish to normalize blatant corruption, and you’re giving that to them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOudIoCjiC4

Trump is inconsistent with Christian principles in the same way that Jon Brower Minnoch was inconsistent with proper dieting. What the fuck?

So vindicated.

One who apparently needs a deep learning model to wipe your own ass for you.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP, you disingenuous fuck. I’d rather have two-sentence takes than a one-sentence take you had an LLM turn into 12.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP.

Stop spamming LLM slop, OP.

For a solid 10 seconds, I was transported to a reality where Mozilla shunted development of Rust off to some random studio who were removing Linux support because it wasn’t in the budget.

Wow, this is so true. I’m going to stop maintaining my relationships because anyone I know could get hit by a bus tomorrow. I’m also done with that stupid coursework, because what if I suffer a catastrophic brain injury that makes me forget everything I learned? I’m going to go rob a bank because the police could come and frame me for murder any day now. And I think I’m going to go jump off a cliff because death comes for us all anyway.

Sage advice, raoul.

Mozilla lists the minimum requirements for Firefox 144 as “1 gigahertz (GHz) or faster compatible processor or System on a Chip (SoC)” and 1 GB of RAM.

• 32-bit Pentium III and 4 will support up to 4 GB of RAM, but it’s going to be dogshit slow.
• 1 GHz is clearly a simplification for a more complex metric and very obviously doesn’t have in mind a Pentium III 1400 @ 1.4 GHz.

As for Pentium 4, you need to qualify that, because Pentium 4 wasn’t exclusively 32-bit – only the earlier ones were. Cedar Mill and many Prescotts supported Intel 64. So we’ll assume a generous case that someone is using something like a Pentium 4 505, where “capable of running” probably still isn’t the same as “running decently on any modern website”.

• macOS 10.15 required for Firefox 144, so no macOS users.
• Windows 10 is EOL, and even then, 22H2 doesn’t officially support it.
  • Firefox 144 does not support Windows 7, 8, or 8.1.
  • Windows 11 straight-up will not boot with that CPU.

So you’re left with Linux or BSD. Firefox’s Linux requirements are fairly lax, so we can assume you’re not running into compat issues. That leaves you with someone who:

1. Is using a CPU manufactured around 2004 or earlier.
2. Is on Windows 10 32-bit (despite EOL) Linux, or BSD.
3. Specifically wants to use Firefox.

That’s such an obscenely negligible percentage of people (and will keep falling off a cliff as that hardware dies out and fewer applications support it) that, combined with the terrible UX of a modern web browser on that hardware, the baggage that comes with not assuming 64-bit can’t be justified.