One of my cats got a urinary blockage and it cost $5k to clean out his pp.

If you have a male cat, you’ve got a 50% chance of it happening. And it’s either fork up the money or put it down before it goes into full renal failure and cardiac arrest. Get pet insurance.

When you start a war to distract from the Epstein files but the war goes so bad you go back to the Epstein files to distract from the war

If you do go looking at stuff, don’t check the comments.

This mission has convinced me that half of America has a room temperature IQ

I’d bet a dollar that nasa never paid for WinRAR

Now look up Proctalgia Fugax

Apparently b-52s have already taken off from the UK. it’s a 7 hour flight

CBAT - Hudson Mohawke

People somehow fail to realize that the AI checker is also AI which is basically just an electric dumbass

Piracy

I absolutely loved Alex Grey’s art for years and years without actually looking into the guy. Turns out he’s a cult leader and he fucked a corpse. Lots of his fans know about it and excuse it just because they listen to Tool

Act like a proper car guy and slap some JB Weld on the bastard

Great taste but awful execution.

Either he’s stupid, or he thinks you’re stupid.

And people keep proving him right

“the Nazis were socialist!”

And North Korea is a Democratic Republic

Also the guy who invented it learned the practice from a ghost during a seance

And all his buddies made huge trades on oil futures just a couple days ago

Breaking news: this slop is sloppy

Yanking my stick on the toilet like a fighter pilot going full afterburner

So you’ll move to an even more locked down OS? Out of the pan, into the fire?

If farting and leaving the room was a president