Great, now apply that logic to other people

https://www.theweek.in/news/sports/2024/08/09/do-hair-and-outfits-really-slow-down-athletes-study-reveals.html

Imma be real with you though, I didn’t actually read the study

They did a study and found that long, curly hair increases drag by 8.7%. I’m going to assume that’s for 1m of hair and that drag increases linearly with hair length. To decrease terminal velocity by a factor of 2 I think we need to increase drag by a factor of 4, which would mean adding a total of 34m of hair the first time, 172m the second time, and 356m the third time. I think that would probably be enough to get you down to a survivable terminal velocity.

I got one of those balance boards that uplift sells, it’s actually kind of fun

Real, hella, and doubleplus also work

That was their backup gun, it’s a subcompact

Is he dropping an album or running for office?

I wonder what Paul Selva would say about this

It’s called a maizmorra

Yes we do, our society is unwell

Ramen truly is the people’s food

Thanks, I had forgotten about this one

I’m not offended by this and they tell me Mimaw was 1/4 Blackfoot, so I think you’re good

Muy bien y tú?

It’s basically Poodee but without the ads, not as original as Pheebo

Bingo

Well lookie here everybody, we’ve got ourselves an eNlIgHtEnEd cEnTrIsT. He thinks he’s better than us because he’s made of elements!

I actually like coffee but yeah, caffeine pills are great

You wouldn’t get it, you don’t have TikTok

Are you seriously defending humans right now?