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Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week. Actually....English
13·2 天前
Yep, the phone strikes again. Thanks
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights?English
6·25 天前Thanks, my phone didn’t like it either
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a dinosaur that's read Wuthering Heights?English
15·25 天前This one hurt to type, so we suffer together
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you know that nature is so resourceful....English
7·28 天前For the most part, yes.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?English
4·1 个月前That’s very good! Well done
Why would an electrician use yeast, I’d be…shocked if they did
So, what’s your preferred Linux distribution and why is it Mint?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I did my first nude painting the other day...English
10·2 个月前Risky click of the day
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I did my first nude painting the other day...English
11·2 个月前Sorry I’m late, was super busy at work today.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I called the library to make a reservation yesterday and they said "No".....English
22·2 个月前It’s true, you can go check it out for your shelf…
I had to scroll way too far to find the Expanse.
It’s too bad the didn’t make a second season of Altered Carbon, nope, no second season at all.
Shouldn’t you be on lemmygrad.ml comrade?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I keep reading the Lord of the Rings trilogy over and over. My wife says I'm addicted....English
3·2 个月前Not even those Underhills?
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Where's the best place in Canada to see Bigfoot?English
1·2 个月前I haven’t seen TPB so I had to Google that.
Brunson needs to sit down for a few
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I met a genie and he granted me 1 wish. I said "I wish I could be you". He replied...English
4·3 个月前Make up joke to atone for the repost.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I met a genie and he granted me 1 wish. I said "I wish I could be you". He replied...English
6·3 个月前Ahh, I missed that, I’ll dig up another one.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•We had 2 Kings and 3 Queens come in to our home the other day. There was barely enough room for everyone....English
3·3 个月前No there were a few wild cards in there

