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I tagged you as a Constiposter, cause you can’t shitpost.
I tagged you as a Constiposter, cause you can’t shitpost.
I can hear that in Biden’s voice.
My plan for committing insurance fraud involves trebuchets. I’m going to get really I treated in trebuchets, and then maybe I have a boulder accident.
Not really, but our supreme Court is alright. Rest of it government is worthless.
What the fuck are you talking about?
That was my first thought. Isn’t indoor dining the riskiest thing you could do during the pandemic?
Hard tacos disgust me. If I want my taco hard, I’ll get it hard myself.
I don’t think doublethink is the issue. If we could get them to even singlethink I think it would help.
I hope the Coast Guard didn’t respond. Would’ve thrown everyone into the water.
Imagine assaulting someone and whole family comes in and beats your ass.
I’d love some sound, and a creampie.
I just bought silver Corolla. Is that good enough?
Dentist would probably just tell him to floss. And by dentist I mean dental hygienist.
I’ve been married for 11 years, and I can’t even imagine the loss he feels. I choose to imagine he’s living his best single life, and trying to drown in hospice pussy. That way I don’t think about it and get sad.
Losing control of bodily functions can be hot in some situations. But in porn they aren’t even trying to make it look natural. They just pretend to cum, and take a piss. You can see them pushing it out; it’s not sexy or appealing. It’s fake.
I’d like to see some sources. Where did you read that, Facebook?
Sheldon wrote this.
I miss S10 sized trucks.
Weird to see Val and Amy’s names in the wild. They are tornado season regulars here.
I miss the older marathons. Everything was in person, which I feel had better energy. And the runs were simpler. I don’t really like 4-way races, or controller passing whatever. It’s all a gimmick as far as I’m concerned. I like paying attention to the games and how skilled the runners are.