72 hours, insomnia. They first put me on benzos, then trazodone, then finally Lunesta was able to get my brain working fully again. The benzos were interesting because I didn’t really feel like I slept when I was on it? Like it just erased my memory of the sleepless night
Mastodon has a pseudo-algorithm (sort of, unless there’s a better name) in the Search/Explore -> Posts view, which shows you posts that are trending on your instance. I wonder if Lemmy can come up with something similar based on your instance activity
Because how else would we feel superior?
Millions of American children are (were?) given these in the third grade and yes they all call them that
Given the crossover of people displaying “thin blue line” flags with those showing “thin red line” flags (which is stupid, who is against the fire department??), and with their success in harassing corporations into dropping DEI initiatives, I wouldn’t put it past right-wing crazies to try bullying their fire departments into ignoring incidents for their progressive neighbors
“Welcome to City 17!”
I love how his last name is pronounced “to share a” and he did, in abundance
Did any other US residents just get a text from cdc’s v-safe program? 👀
Don’t forget the trans and gays! 🙃
I think it’s easy to understand Mastodon, or any federated service, using a metaphor for a country or large place, where you can say “I want to move to X country” but then you have to actually pick a place IN that country to live, like a specific city or rural district. Once you decide on your instance, it’s really not that hard
Congrats, you’ve been played into infighting with the only legitimate opposition to Republicans, very cool 👌
The problem is that they have been brainwashed by 30 years of right-wing media to convince them to never believe anything Democrats say ever. We could tell them literally everything they want to hear and they would say we’re lying, or nod along and then go vote for the Republican anyway
This is why I’m sure they won’t stop with just the immigrants. When people are making money on running a machine they won’t want it to stop running
And make it in black or gray so it’s impossible to find in an emergency👌
Friendly reminder that everyone should have one of these seatbelt-cutter-window-hammer things in their glovebox 
Bulettes, obviously
Stuff like this makes me want to leave this country, and it’ll only get worse. We’re in for a real diarrhea shitstorm here people
Dems are not standing by, they just ran a whole goddamn election. That they were/are bad at that is not in question. You can be mad at them all you want for losing but don’t act like they didn’t try to warn us and do something about it
Soldiers knocking down doors to arrest millions of illegal aliens and everyone who looks like an illegal alien and shoving them into camps, what could go wrong?