That’s what I used to think too!

No, if you die in the Matrix you die in real life

Am I here late? This post just has a . In it and nothing else

It’s a shower, but just for your ass

I assume so, it takes constant effort and practice to be able to do it at all though, that was over 10 years ago now when I was in my first year at university, I haven’t had the time to dedicate to it since 😅

I’ve only managed it once, flying around a featureless void, exulting in the feeling of control. Then a fistfight, again with a featureless opponent. It felt like controlling the dream to that extent and not waking up took a lot of brain power

I’m currently sat on the toilet, I guess I’d take it as my queue to go have a shower

Jesus fucking Christ, I assumed it was a “hurr durr narrow eyes” racist thing, what you’ve said/linked is way worse

Oh has that stuff finally dropped?

This, I can’t run my pc in the summer, makes the room far too hot

I deserve everything I get if I click on that

Just like they do for all of their experts, don’t know why they bother asking them

Like, I don’t agree with the politics, whole situation is filled to the brim with war criminals, but I must shitpost

Hamas is stored in the balls

Oh I didn’t know that, that’s super interesting! Thanks!

0, don’t come to my house, these sweets are for me

Same in the UK, lived in the Midlands and the people in the next village over we’re “fennies” (because they lived in the fens). Cue jokes about webbed feet and incest

I dunno about nutritious, but I sometimes like baking oat cookies and having them for breakfast, super easy to eat and honestly probably as bad for me as regular cereal. Do want to try and make them “healthy” though

Damn girl, that’s some transition goals! I hope I look as good as you do one day

A machine that perfectly dispenses things: The perfect amount of cereal + milk in a bowl The perfect about of squash and water The perfect amount of soap/shampoo The perfect amount of moisturizer