My mom had a horse just like that (maybe not the eyes) and we would often ride her around our woods/property.

We all rode your mom around your woods/property.

Americans are trained from birth to value ignorance as the greatest virtue. Donald Trump represents everything that American culture venerates.

77 million Americans voted for him. 85 million Americans stayed home instead of trying to stop him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl6utFejqOY

They’ll give the rest of the world a breather which will allow us to finish forming a new economic and strategic structure where the United States plays a substantially diminished role. After that it won’t matter whether the Republicans or Democrats are in power; at least not to most of the world.

No, the Switch used ARM-based smartphone hardware.

Ooooh! I’d be able to watch the first episode of Doctor Who!

You wouldn’t download pants.

Clearly the potions you bought were too strong. Your potion-seller should have sold you weaker potions.

Yes. Twenty years ago. Now take a look at what Nintendo and Microsoft have been doing just within the past couple of years (as well as what they were doing twenty years ago and beyond, since they both have long track records of shitty behaviour.)

Yes, Sony is not a good company, but we’re comparing them to Nintendo and Microsoft here.

All game console companies famously keep trying to fuck everyone else over. Sony actually comes off fairly well compared to Nintendo and Microsoft.

Exactly. Never do anything until you can do everything all at once. If you can’t wave a magic wand and solve all problems everywhere, it’s best to just keep the status quo.

God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son,”
Abe said, “Man, you must be putting me on.”
God said, “No”, Abe said, “What?”
God said, "You can do what you want Abe, but
Next time you see me coming, you’d better run"

I prefer a spear and magic helmet.

Just need to fill a boat with straw figures.

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Why would a programmer own a printer? I almost never print anything and when I need to I just go to a library.

Except if the game is designed to be multiplayer-only, but even then we should be able to set up our own servers. If the original Half Life could do it in 1998 then why can’t we do it now?

Star Trek (at least from TNG onwards) is a dystopia who’s inhabitants have convinced themselves is a utopia.

Maybe some government officials will keep you company by inviting you into their war-plan discussions.