I second that

1+0 = ok

1+1 = straight to jail

He did the math. They did not let him :(

Indeed, thank you.

Webs, I think it was called. Truly terrifying example of dropping a nuclear bomb.

Yeah but now there’s nudes of my wife floating around on the Internet. I should’ve searched the breast feeding thing.

I was just showing the areolas.

Here’s the nipples of you must see

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Fine I’ll show you

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Edit - here’s the other one

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Probably breast feeding or something? I’m not gonna die and have my wife find that in my search history. And for the public record her areolas are just fine.

If time is relative wouldn’t your death be infinite already?

I might have eaten too many mushrooms in my “time” but isn’t everything happening everywhere all at once? I mean I always figured we experienced time simply because of gravitational forces upon us. But I also took a lot of psychedelics and have no actual education in the matter lol. Please, anyone, feel free to enlighten me. I’m very open minded.

Those things suck.

Big time.

More realistic than a frog leaping across the ocean I think.

Yes, historically low. I now only pay $8/dz versus back in history (few months ago) I was paying $12/dz. Thanks Trump! My stupid ass father in law actually said something like this recently.

Same here. Mostly WFH and salaried. I do my job. It only takes a few hours at the busiest of times. That said I’m responding to phone calls between 7am-7pm 6 days a week. I felt lazy at first then realize my numbers for my branch are high and I’m doing what they pay me for and if I did more it’s still the same pay so fuck it.

I believe this is rap God

Pints of Guinness make you strong

It said in the picture he was sent back. No justice for these fuckwads.

It’s a dog eat dog world

Norm!

It’s true. I live in America.

My wife just told me otherwise.