Sounds like absolute fucking dogshit, cool Danny Boyle invented new shakycam i can’t wait to have absolutely no idea what’s going on in these “frenetic” and “violent” scenes. That’s my favorite part of a movie, having no fucking clue what’s happening
here’s an idea but maybe if you can’t tell the difference then it doesn’t fucking matter
it’d be nice if the chinese scammers would just label it vegan honey though so i can start putting it into shit at work
how to tell you’re an insufferable asshole: you double down on things like “it was just a joke bro” about writing about jerking off into someone’s socks
I didn’t even realize that was an OP original slammer i quoted but if you don’t realize how the quoted line is way less funny and more gross than you think it is then im sorry for every woman in your life having to tolerate you
why even leave reddit if you’re just going to bring it with you
You wouldn’t steal the socks from your best friends sister, then sniff ‘em and jerk off into them and put them back into her laundry basket. Except we all did. At least, I did.
someone really wanted to make a joke out of “slide into DMs” and didn’t stop to think if it was funny
are you a fucking moron
IT’S A SPEEEED SUIT
My partner’s IUD insertions both times have basically crippled her like the worst menstrual pain she’s ever had. Thankfully the second time we had leftover vicodin from a wisdom tooth removal.
It’s super fucked up to me that we have medicine that treats pain incredibly effectively but it’s gatekept from us by a bunch of fucking nerds. Fuck the prescription drug system. If i want a real painkiller I should be able to go out and get some with no questions asked. If I get addicted then fuck me, i’m an adult, I know what I’m about, and it’s not like they couldn’t still restrict access i.e. only allow sale of X doses per week or whatever to help account for shit like that. There’s no good reason to me to have to convince some fucking nerd that I’m in pain and it’s really real and bad enough to need “real drugs” so that that nerd can graciously allow me relief (or just arbitrarily deny it if they feel like it)
German feddit instance revealed to be Zionist nazis, the comments say “that Dutch one will show its ass soon too” and here we are with China Bad posting, like you can’t get enough of that on Reddit
andor is a show about revolution set in star wars, the setting is just the setting
It is one of the only bits of popular media ive seen where the writers clearly understand fascism and the necessary steps in combatting it
Some story posted on hexbear about a woman who was antagonized by a misogynist all night who doused him in gasoline and then he was like GO ON, DO IT and then she did it and i laughed so. hard
literally the first episode of the citations needed podcast details how Bill Gates uses his “charitable” foundation to support the privatization of education via charter schools
they have another two parter episode later on about how his “charitable” foundation uses “partnerships” with media organizations to launder its own reputation even as it spends to influence government policy across the entirety of Africa
according to the Rules Based International Order ™ yes
You’re making false equivalences to give a moral shield to genocide so no actually i should be more rude to you
fuck sidewalks, tree roots can fuck up entire buildings
“What’s wrong with trees” ask people who have never had an allergy or thought about what roots do to all those nice expensive foundations
fuck off, a pilot can get another job
i read the article nerd
“Time slice and switch between cameras”
it’s shakycam, or if you’re going to be a pedant, it’s new shit utilized for the exact same effect, to visually confuse the viewer to make them think action is more actiony