Saw one at the kid’s museum the other day where the changing table in the men’s room had a little plaque noting it was sponsored by a local vasectomy clinic. Well played.

We tried to set this up in the security office at my place of unemployment, but ended up reverberating to our previous frequencies when we realized that neither the ops center nor obstetrics could countereffectively match up incoming incidental repots with the contents of the SOC drawer. Now we’re back to a combination of Splunk, Spunk, and Punk, which has HR and Legal concerned but lets us meet threats head-on with NOC, SOC, and a minimum of two smoking barrels.

All I’m getting from this is that if we truly believed in market-based solutions we would change the incentive structure by equipping elementary school students with rocket-propelled grenades.

Meanwhile I, as usual, appreciated the tl;dr because while I did in fact read I had fully forgotten what I had read by the time I came back to this tab. More of a tl;adhdr, I guess.

That’s the beauty of it all. If I win, I get to be a king. If I lose, I get to be a legend.

Obviously he’s already taken care of one and it’s fallen out of frame to the lower left.

Either it was the photo taker setting it up or else whoever was responsible left the goddamn straw there so that everyone else would know. That’s some serial killer behavior, make sure to tell everyone where you’re going for lunch.

The only people who are having an easier time getting gender-affirming care.

How would you even go about turning a huge bar of gold into cash anyways?

Not using :wq! because consent is important

I feel like given the usual experience of uninitiated players with that coffin we need to acknowledge the bearer of the curse as canonically trans.

I agree that this is more plausible, but it’s still almost as baffling, since it suggests that the existence of some people who can afford a (hypothetical) bed-making robot implies the nonexistence of people who can’t. Like, at least Ovacado toast in a cafe was a vaguely affordable luxury that someone could conceivably stretch their means to occasionally purchase. This is more like “all you need to do to stop being poor is cut back on having your chauffer paint himself in gold leaf to match your limo”.

Sneeze into a jar

Mark my words, the terminal uncoolness that led the UK to not have a flag worth airbrushing on the side of a van is the same uncoolness that led to the modern condition of TERF island.

Right? Easy to overstate the value of it as we see now, but it sure was nice being a demographic worth pandering to, especially when that meant that the homophobes weren’t worth appeasing.

Hell, the inscrutable words used to be things like “queer” or “lesbian”.

What I’m saying is that in like 20 years we’re going to hear about the actual emperor’s (of where? Who knows. Probably like Michigan) preferred danmei series and we’re going to like it.

Nah, you just have to make random nerfs to the equipment you’re interested in and claim it’s to maintain realism.

All the boring western gun names like Desert Eagle, Colt Python, Winchester, Walther Pocket Pistol…

Please send help; I’m going down a wikipedia rabbit hole for the sake of a stupid joke

If they’re not trans then why is the demon Baalthorok sitting at the booth behind them? Also does anyone have Baalthorok’s number I need to talk to them for reasons.

This is not what we meant by gay communism.