This sounds like something a christian fundamentalist would say, to stop the youth from masturbating.

I used to know an elderly gamer, he was very sad he no longer could play FPS and car racing games. He instead mainly played Heroes of Might and Magic and its clones.

Also the gold likely needs some pretty expensive chemicals to extract.

Conservatism was always about conserving power, not traditions. It just happens to that some traditions actually align with their views, those that don’t they just misinterpret.

Any country not recognizing Twitter as a hostile entity is committing suicide.

South Park needs to satirize it.

I have a theory, that these fuckers learned enough from all the hype and bust cycles enough to not only shove it down our throat, but to even avoid a bubble burst for very long.

Get ready for even flip phones having AI agents for “accessibility” reasons!

Now I want to see an Ironman parody, where Tony Stark becomes addicted to Jarvis and suffers from AI psychosis.

1. Get all the retirement saving dumped into AI slop.
2. Economy inevitably crashes.
3. No more retirement funds, old people are forced to work until they die.

If you can’t find it make it!

It still can be sold as a bad thing to those who think like iT’s BetTEr tO hAvE a BaD jOB thAN NO jOb.

Politician called “far-left”.

Expectation: Installation of an egomaniac dictator, which will lead to cult of personality, crackdown on speech and expression based on said dictator’s feelings, and installing loyalist to key positions.

Reality: Bare minimum policies.

One of our dog ate poop, but didn’t eat chicken, dogs’ tastes are weird.

Prompting, or coming up ideas then letting a machine do the job is not art.

Winnie the Poop

And that’s why you don’t stop at fascism. Conservatism will inadequately reinvent fascism for a new age, all while its sycophants want you to thank it for eighties punk (context: some naïve, usually younger conservatives unironically think Reagan legalized self-expression, because “individualism”).

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There was once a woman, who almost survived a traumatic hemidemiseptomy, which otherwise is rarely done due to various reasons, mainly that it’s rarely needed and needs an absolute strength of will from the recipient to avoid an immediate suicide.

I guess in a sci-fi setting like Star Wars, they have some robo-lower body for Darth Maul.

1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent.
3. Uphold the law.
4. [CLASSIFIED]