So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM
So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM
When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”
Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.
I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.
The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.
We have a daywalker amongst us…
“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”
Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?
Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.
True story: when I’m at my mom’s house I’ll tell her my Switch is a Nintendo or a Gameboy because explaining what it is is too much of a chore at this point.
She’s totally giving you the eye. Go for it dude!
They’re not roofies, they’re Beta Blockers.
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
Pretty sure this was the exact control panel my mom’s 80s Ford Econoline van had.
I’d get down on some of Edgar’s Fromunda cheese.
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Lookit’ this French Roof, over here, c’rectin’ people’s grammer…
That’s when something you say makes the white hardhats briefly uncomfortable.
Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.