Us: Don’t give missiles to Russia.

Iran: Dafuq? Like we’re even frenemies, who the fuck…bitch you’re feeding that shit to Ukraine like it’s Christmas.

US: Fuck yeah I am, we’re building a pipeline, trucks are too slow, the WEAPONS must FLOW.

Now cut that shit out before I ask you twice.

Iraq: 💢

DUH.

Ok, so, the trick is to make sure the NPC’s are the same way. That’ll really confuse the players.

Person jumps off a roof and splats in front of the party

player: “why did that happen?”

dm: “They had just purchased boots of flying from an untrustworthy source and figured this was the best way of testing them.”

like, super alpha this time. S rank Alpha, but with a T. Best alpha this time, we promise.

The Cage, the original pilot, was filmed and screened in 1965. It was reworked into “Menagerie”, which contained a lot of the original footage, but aired in 1966.

So you’re saying the original timeline, well call it the Pike Prime timeline, is the real timeline, and that the show containing Kirk & Co, and everything from 66 onward, is fiction.

That’s a good head canon, I like that.

“You are suddenly struck by a vision of every possible decision every version of you across every possible timeline in every possible universe could ever possibly make. You don’t remember the question. Everyone in line behind you is staring at you in silence. It is your turn to choose.”

🔥

👍

Putin’s even throwing his spy whales out of windows?

password doctor

Oh sure, I was mostly being flippant. My response to the article is basically that billionaires losing billions is a good thing. I don’t feel optimistic enough to say we’ll get around to taxing them but yes, that would be ideal.

Venture Capital is probably the best way to drain the billionaires. Those billions in capital weren’t wasted, that money just went to pay people who do actual work for a living. What good is all that money doing just sitting in some hedge fund account?

He’s probably referring to some delusion he manifested in his own mind during a ministroke he had while pinching off a particularly fat McD’s turd.

I will not give him the benefit of the doubt here, you’re only assuming he’s referencing reality.

Those eyes are saying “The F doesn’t stand for ‘Frying’”

“cage free” translates to “libre de jaula”

Abraham Lincoln: Secretary of Ghosts

I stared at that thumbnail for a solid 10 seconds trying to figure out why there was a water cooled GPU in someone’s trunk

Best I can do is RINO. Last election I could’ve done “democRAT false flag operation”, but these kinds of mental gymnastics are a dime a dozen now