The comment:

# This code does exactly what you asked: Never change state, only fetch the state and return the difference

the code: hallucinated database table drops

This is excellent. I’m hoping most of the magats rip themselves apart trying to high beam balance their life choices with the reality of the consequences.

absolute coward. The court should have deputized someone to drag his ass in regardless.

No way in hell I get a free pass for telling the judge “I totally stopped speeding, promise, so Im gonna skip the court showing”

Not just, the government of Texas sued to stop 2m+ mail in ballot applications from getting delivered so that people couldn’t apply that way. They’re fighting tooth and nail to hold on to their illegitimate power.

Specifically though, it was named after his insides, which are pink.

Goes well with their new fish sandwich mascot Sea Sam!

Gonad Bloke does not sound like a nickname you want.

chronic pain leads to worse conditions. Even if you decide you can’t afford it, you should at least try to go through the VA and see exactly what your options are before deciding to live like this.

it helps that there’s plenty of food porn 🤣

I’m honestly not a huge fan of the genre myself, but in general I find "I don’t want to be a badass I just want to be a carefree adventurer " slice-of-life type ones the best.

Fun with a dumb premise: Campfire Cooking. The protagonist is in magical world and his super power is that he can buy groceries from his home world “online” and have them magically shipped to the new world.

Right, this is why a lot of them suck. There are good ones though, depending on what you like of course.

yes

does he count?

Mr McBribe is his father, he prefers to go by Grifter.

it’s 100% legal as long as both of them die.

There were a bunch of good ones and then I guess they just fell out of fashion. I should play L.A. Noir again. Ooh, and Hard Rain.

oh my god this is where honey mustard comes from