alabama: “i didn’t do it”

(they didn’t, they wanted to gerrymander even harder. long legal battle that bounced to scotus twice ended with a federal judicial panel choosing their congressional map)

it’s texas, they can’t count high enough anyway.

multiplan: “was i nothing to you?”

“it’s not actually hair” --djt

the one remaining screw, a long zip-tie, some electrical tape, and two new cuss words later…

“all done. good as new!”

adjective order (first to last):

• Quantity
• Opinion
• Size
• Age
• Shape
• Color
• Origin/Material
• Qualifier

‘versatile’ is an opinion. it would go before ‘modular’

trump is dying, and it was his last wish to see where the hamberders come from.

during the 2016 election cycle, the national association of home builders pac gave $361,500 to democrat campaigns and $1,820,000 to republicans (83.4%).

for the current election (reported so far), they are even more unbalanced at 85.9% republican.

^[1](https://www.opensecrets.org/political-action-committees-pacs/national-assn-of-home-builders/C00000901/summary/2024)

remind me again, mr tobin, which political party wants to deport your ‘vital’ workers?

depends on how ‘unsuccessful’ you were the first try.

clippy chips. be careful. they create a backdoor for the 5g to get in.

… or just ‘exposed’. to neighbors, passers-by, and the pervert in the corner office across the street.

the potential liability exceeds the value of what they’re searching for.

i actually expected something quite a bit larger than this.

i thought they were prompting for installing replacement addons that are mv3? (like ubo lite or abp to replace ubo).

more doom and gloom.

why can’t they publish good news for a change?

the republicants wouldn’t pass anything, other than some nonsense whining about why they were called back to session.

what immigrants? they were denied entry or booted out of the country on the previous page.

But I don’t care about what Jim at the laundry mat did last weekend, or which machine he thinks makes socks dry faster.

tough. :) here’s what he (might have) said: it’s the 2nd and 3rd dryers from the left. the smaller ones. you also need to use the smaller ‘double load’ front-loading washers. those have an extra extract cycle and get the most water out. the dryers used to literally only cost 25c to dry most loads (an extra quarter for all denim or something), but they (new owners of the laundry) increased the minimum needed per-load to $1.50 (on top of more than doubling the washers’ prices). greedy bastards.

he’s already been down that road
https://people.com/donald-trump-n-word-allegation-apprentice-finalist-kwame-jackson-8655917

stupid may not spread across species very easily, but it is highly contagious between humans.