I’m going to invent a phone that instead of autocorrect, it just blows off a finger when you misspell a word. You’ll learn your lesson real quick.

It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

I’m not going to claim I know what’s happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it’s even funnier

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

I gave it a 1 star review. I’m doing my part o7

3 sites if you include Twitter . Twitter and Reddit seem to be in a mismanagement competition right now. Not sure who’s winning