The effects are so life like in these new monster movies.

The mask itself has its own identity irrespective of who’s wearing it.

The inherit calm of a Mario game when no enemies are present.

BIRD FEED —>

You will never hear of Chuck Norris’ exploits while hoofing it across the entire Barrens to finish one fetch quest again.

holds up Bluetooth speaker with both hands while blasting Caramelldansen

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. People who understand binary and people who don’t.

A pulse?

“We don’t like the attention.”

“Run some labs, I’m going to go verbally harass Cuddy.”

Point me in the direction of the 30-something women who want to nerd out for hours about the Sega Dreamcast before spending all night beating Space Channel 5.

Ah yes, the deep state secrets of Masonic sandwich cookies.

Don’t be sorry, you’re not pedantic enough.

The Nahuatl word Xoloitzcuintle is something the vast majority of English-speaking Americans can’t read, let alone spell or pronounce correctly. So the more digestible word Xolo was adopted to identify Mexican hairless dogs (hard X, hard O, L, hard O).

X, spoken as a letter = ecks

Hard phonetic sound = zz, same as the letter Z (almost always at the beginning of a word. Xylophone)

Soft phonetic sound = ksk (never at the beginning of a word. Box, oxen)

(disclaimer: American English, ymmv.)

Xolo - hairless Mexican dog

Xenops - small bird

(I don’t use X-Ray because saying the letter X doesn’t make either of the letter’s major phonetic sounds.)

“…and why does that piss smell like linguini?”

They cover his nose so he can’t smell where the goal is?

DEPECHE MODF

“Your own… frankfurter… Jesus.”

Actually funny.