Like the Sulu series, that ship has unfortunately sailed.

So many good ideas left behind because of the cheap bastards controlling the brand.

Dildos are getting a little out of hand.

Yeah, yeah. I meant hitting non-Ukrainian targets. :)

What’s Russia’s current misfire count so far?

With each passing day, I am more and more grateful that I am not raising a child in the United States.

Not even waiting until you’ve become a woman.

Now that’s metal!

How much trouble would the human race be in if they figured it out?

And Pedro, and Jorge, and Fernando, and Roberto, and Marcus, and Gabriel, and…

‘Tis the season to be not afraid.

Going for the evil ending, are we?

Biblically-accurate embroidery.

It does (Every DDR machine from DDR X is just a PC running Windows), but not very much and certainly not gaming RAM.

I wouldn’t put it past him.

You’re right, not the inventor. I had thought he reinvented it, making the first modern printing press, rather he built his own and was one of the first prolific users of one in America.

I’m going to assume you’re serious…

You’re describing the relationship between Nicola Tesla (inventor, genius) and Thomas Edison (business man, scumbag).

Benjamin Franklin (pictured right) is the guy who proved the existence of electricity. He is better known for inventing using the printing press and inventing bifocals.

Thomas Jefferson: Intelligence.

Benjamin Franklin: Genius.

Which costs more? That arcade cabinet or that stick of RAM?

The Gaming Notebook

“O DIMMmas Tree, O DIMMmas Tree. How lovely is your bandwidth.”

“See you there.”

“See you sooner.”

“What?”

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