Blubber blimp.

He holds my heart.

You forgot the other two mads.

“THEY SAID THE EXTRA LANE WOULD FIX IT!!”

Social acceptance lies in the delivery.

I just need to hear him scream “HERESY!” once, and I’ll be satisfied.

Watching this malarkey from Japan. I’m ~80% sure me and my family are safe.

Trump: First US President to try to invade Canada (since Alan Alda).

“The key” “the secret”

And the reason school bathrooms can’t just have kitchen doors that you can back into to open from either direction?

Looks like a gateway drug into the world of customizable mechanical keyboards. :3

“Don’t die for a cigarette.”

Poetic irony.

I see what you did there.

I hope this causes that company to become absolutely buried in litigation and debt.

We have to make the difficult decision to part ways with companies that cause undue stress in the people they employ.

Jesus would’ve dragged Ray Kroc into the streets and let everyone have at him.

Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I don’t like about social media censors…”

We found a place in… North Carolina maybe? That had red Coke cups but only served Pepsi.

When asked, they said something about how Pepsi was going to charge them for their cups so they kept using the Coke ones. When asked why they stopped selling Coke, they said something about how Coca-Cola was giving them way less money than before so they switched to Pepsi.

I don’t remember much else about that place other than they had AMAZING chicken.

The American east coast is an adventure.

“Moon Moon smell bacon!”

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“Tim Cook hears you, Tim Cook don’t care.”