Get him leather jacket, might help.

It was never washed.

Would give it a try if it wasn’t proprietary.

atleast i have chicken

Not if he used protection

The night is young, and the Jensen is Huang.

I hate how much sense this makes lol

Im gay

Share no secrets, make no mistake

Adorable! We dont have anything like that in wild, as its too cold here. But i have pet bearded dragon and ball python and i love them very much. Used to have leopard gecko too but she passed this summer, she was 17 years old.

What the fuck. Shit. :( Did not spot that at all. Sorry.

i got ass for days, wtf

i thought the small text at bottom said “execute me!”

I think its meant to say blizzards but the lights are broken

if you put a toaster in it

You know its hot when your partner smells like campfire

shit, it is? didnt know :(