Hey! I’m starting a cool company. Have you ever wondered what you could do with a few of your millions of spare dollars?

I have the answer! The answer is a pressure vessel that we will gently seal with high strength screws with you inside. We will drop it in the ocean where the Titanic sank. You can steer it with a Nintendo Switch controller! Isn’t that cool???

It only goes down thought. But you can steer it.

Sometimes I walk swinging my arms around as if they were just hanging from my upper torso. I apologize for the lewdness but I don’t feel like I should chop them off.

I could slap them silly if everyone agrees.

Gotta learn what they will buy right from the start if you’re gonna hack them later.!

Yeah nothing fancy, just trying to make good use of all the water still available.

So maybe it could do a couple of data centers?

Or rechargeable batteries.

You gotta carry lube no matter how far you’re going.

Fuck cars after a safe cooldown time.

Now we know where to get cadmium from.

Also fuck cars.

Or…

Can’t short the short about short shortages If short short short shorts!

I thought I had heard this before. I’m glad I clicked. I had only heard the Utada version.

Screw the customers! GTFO customers! We’ll just make money up!

What I don’t understand is why people are still on Facebook and X. They should start a community on the Fediverse.

We should all go thru our personal pornhub archives to see if that mansion is in any of them. I mean, If you have one. No, Me? I don’t, I’m just a fan.

Its probably a 150 to 300/dollar loss I’m guessing.

LOL on the news they stated it like this “5th Amendment Privilege”!

Our freedom is over.

It’s not legal or encouraging advice, just commentary. It’s the equivalent of a dreded home improvement project where everything goes wrong but you don’t know yet.

Let’s update the toilet! So you go to Lowes (not home deportation depot) and you spent time getting it. Then you find out the valve is stuck so that’s another Lowes trip. Next you get the toilet ready but the flooring is all rotted. So you take another Lowes trip. ETC.

You increase the servicing time per toilet. Like the difference between replacing an engine and having to diagnose a dead engine because your alternator stopped working at the same time that the starter and fuel pump stopped working.

Just hold their beer. Almost there!