Step one, cover horse’s eyes and plug ears. Step 2, walk horse onto large airplane. Step 3, get said airplane up into the air. Step 4, run with horse towards the open back end of airplane until the horse exits the vehicle. Step 5… Hold up, did we miss the one step where you would strap that large backpack over there to its back? Hmm. Step 6 purchase second horse, specifically a live one.
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altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Trump State Department official has called for mass sterilization of ‘low-IQ trash’5·4 hours agoThe problem is they can’t find enough racists who happen to have that background… So south Africa white people who used to have servants is where they’re at. I got German, English, Italian, Netherlands and Spanish friends and they are very nice people.
Someone hasn’t been to Mexico.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto News@lemmy.world•Boeing avoids prosecution in Justice Department deal over crashes2·10 hours agoThe deal: upgrade the newly donated plane with gold toilet seats…one for men, one for women specifically.
As an extra, add a urinal in the men’s bathroom. Side to side with the toilet.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Technology@lemmy.zip•Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industryEnglish3·11 hours agoThey should get into torrents.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto News@lemmy.world•Deadly dispute at Checkers began over 'extra mayo,' witness says1·11 hours agoNo clue what this is all about. There was probably a shooting? I assume in Florida by a crazy guy?
altphoto@lemmy.todayto News@lemmy.world•Trump unleashes bizarre commencement speech at West Point4·11 hours agoDemocrats: we got Biden and he’s gone senile! We can play while the cat is at bay!
Republicans: we got our own senile cat! Let’s all pl…holy shit! This cat is out of its min…OK so that’s our new name? And oh OK I guess I didn’t need social security after all. We got the migrants! Yey…anyone seen a migrant? I need a cow milked! …holy shit the guy is still talking!
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump Jr. hints at run for US president1·11 hours agoWell said.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto News@lemmy.world•'Duck Dynasty' patriarch and conservative cultural icon Phil Robertson dies11·19 hours agoOh it wasn’t a combine. It was Alzheimer’s. Darn.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump Jr. hints at run for US president10·19 hours agoMaybe one day I too would purchase a presidential position.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•[Combat] Russian air defense in the Tula region.2·1 day agoHey! You can’t sell corn without a street seller’s permit! Kaboom!
Street seller: fine I moved to the next street already!
altphoto@lemmy.todayto politics @lemmy.world•US federal judges consider creating own armed security force as threats mount141·2 days agoAh! Like this:
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AIEnglish1·2 days agoNow poopin #2573819 analyzing… Not mouse based on diameter, not horse due to consistency, not human or dog according to length. Cow not detected via splat-o-meter measuring system.
Wombat detected!
Geometry based wombat detection system has detect wombat poop. 50% confidence. It could also be Lego.
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'English3·2 days agoI assume jebus is somehow involved?
But remember the lube… Free lube CMC a cake ingredient. It makes a huge amount of clear gel when mixed with water. Like a spoon of it will Make a cup of gel.
So phuck but use a condom.
Rattle for the baby!
Drum set for the kids!
altphoto@lemmy.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•Why 3D-Printing an Untraceable Ghost Gun Is Easier Than Ever (Podcast 18mins)English1·2 days agoYou kidding? I know nothing about these things but that sounds just wrong.
A few years ago in SanDiego a proposal to install cameras came into being. They said the things were there for meteorology and security. The popo had to get a warrant to use the evidence on a case by case basis.
But soon enough:
https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/sdpd-gets-more-control-over-surveillance-systems/3703267/
If you don’t want this in your community or state, stand up for it. Say no to speed cameras, license plate readers etc. Those things are what keep Korean people under the government’s thumb:
They carry ponchos and umbrellas even when its not raining. They do it to protect their own against cameras and AI.