I have no idea. I saw the news article in a newspaper based in Luxembourg first, but it was in French. So I searched for an English version to share and found this one from Malaysia.

This news comes just two days after @TheBananaKing@lemmy.world asked Is it generally safe to walk through a field of cows? on !nostupidquestions@lemmy.world. To cite a response from the thread:

Usually it’s pretty safe except when there are calves on the field. It happens every year that some tourists (especially with dogs) go through a field with calves and their mothers and someone gets injured. - @SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com

This comment is backed up by a statement from the linked article:

Emergency service personnel cited by Austrian media warned of the danger of dogs getting near cows. “Cows have a very strongly developed maternal instinct and defend their calves,” said an emergency service source cited by news agency APA.

Farmville players: Is this a skyscraper?

What an awful match. 16 yellow cards and 1 red during the match alone, with extra yellows and reds after the match (WTF). A streaker (clothed) ran out before the match was over, which somehow led to a brawl between Czech and Turkish players. The gameplay was kinda boring too. I should have watched Georgia v. Portugal instead, that game was nuts.

As a man: Prepare to be rejected over and over, to feel disposible and useless, unwanted and nobody likes you and you will never be as good as other men and you might as well end it now.

As a woman: Prepare to meet men who have the biggest mommy issues, to be called an entitled bitch and everybody who likes you will promptly abandon you once they figure out who you really are.

These apps prey on your worst anxieties about yourself, and then sell you the remedy: An outrageously expensive subscription to skip past the chaff and find your true life mate. Except, then you’d leave the platform, and you’d stop paying up. Match group is busy gobbling up every dating app they can get their hands on and they will stop at nothing to turn them all into the same steaming pile of shit.

I did our boy Jim dirty

Out of all the things I’ve listed, church is the one that grabs your attention?

why do wrinkly clothes matter in the least

• Wedding
• Graduation
• Horse funeral
• Workplace
• Church
• Horse funeral
• School uniform
• Anniversary (of horse funeral)

ShellCheck is a static analysis tool for bash/sh scripts - try it on your scripts. The README also shows some examples of what (not) to do.

The link to your project gives me a 404 btw, is it a private repository?

It looks like an IQ test

I like this change. I never liked infinite scroll. Most implementations work poorly if at all with bad internet connections, it is harder to write userscripts for it and I like a second to consider if I should really continue looking at this page.

I love this. But in a crowded spot, do remember to be very prudent. Pedestrians and turning cars often take halted traffic as an invitation to cross the bike lane without looking.

How’s the weather in Moscow today?

It’s funny because it’s true

Destroyer is a band whose lyrics I consistently love

“She needs release, she needs to feel at ease with her father (pause) the fucking maniac.” (from European Oils)

“A snow angel’s a fucking idiot somebody made. A fucking idiot someone made in the snow” (from June)

“I piss on the floorboards, the whole world’s a stage” (from Eat The Wine, Drink The Bread)

-offers hug-

Lol I recognize this, this is Element

I remember a comedy sketch. A guy is walking down the street when a uniformed captain interrupts him angrily and asks why he’s not at work. The captain drags him to the docks and puts him to work. Turns out the guy is wearing a shirt with a generic print like ‘Navy Club Est. 1972’ - Does anyone remember where this is from?

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Did you make the art in your post yourself? It looks cool