Where did you learn that? Can I read it?

You’re spending too much time on YouTube if you have the opportunity to yell at it 10 times in one day.

As a Californian my top cessation concerns would be

1. Water
2. Manufacturing expertise is mostly in other states
3. Physical security from Confederates (California has a huge amount of military infrastructure from WW2)

No cell, no sell. Ken Griffin lied to congress under oath.

No cell no sell. Shitadel for prison.

It’s quite possible to self host this stuff.

That’s impressive, do you remember which headphones those were?

You asked and got an honest answer, and now you’re upset.

Women are bleeding to death alone in hospital parking lots after being kicked out by doctors as a direct result of the conservative movement. Have you ever faced a real life-or-death threat? It is only human to fight back with all your might all the time when someone tries to kill you.

Furniture store diplomacy

Further evidence that they don’t care about you and you shouldn’t return the favor. The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

‘Member when the SEC existed? I ‘member!

I’ve got some bad news for you about VolksWagen…

As far as I can tell it’s an issue of completely destroyed trust in rich techies, who are the only people who can afford to make autonomous vehicles at the moment.

Until recently, it was a huge crime to make an unprovable statement in any way, shape, or form in an earnings call. Even rich people were scared to break that rule. I miss when we had laws.

Bird gets a squirrel snack

But it’s funny if it’s mysandry!

—The Internet

It’s more the Harvey Weinstein or the Nancy Pelosi of newspapers.

I wish he would use the word “secede” more.

This guy is a piece of shit but I don’t think it’s the outfit. If Elton John wore the exact same thing you would call it fun.