goals

Mamdani is fucking AMAZING, I’m from the UK and I’m hyped xD

if you surround the earth in a megastructure shaped like a house do all vampires on earth instantly die?

oh my goodness. who could have seen this coming.

“soldiers ordered”

soldiers willingly participated in war crimes. soldiers willingly MURDERED unarmed civilians.

absolute scum.

SIGN ME UP

somebody get that graph of left handed people

or a homicidal AI with an unhealthy obsession to neurotoxin

the news, presented by Vivziepop

propaganda works

https://lemmy.world/post/31272540

blueskys algorithm is so funny

I followed one friend when I first joined and my entire feed was suddenly furries cos my friend liked those posts xD

what could be worse than having to choose between two evils

suspension of disbelief is a requirement

hell, I mentally murder myself for 3 weeks straight if I mishear something and react to what I thought I heard

if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

some of them don’t even know how to use a mouse and keyboard. it’s beyond beyond super fucked

what if you wanted a scarf, but god said

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "you.py", line 1, in <module>
    scarf()
NameError: name 'scarf' is not defined

Saddam Hurricane

FRAMEWORK. FRAMEWORK LAPTOPS. WHY MUST THEY MAKE THEM SO WEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKK

Looking at this makes me physically ill